partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a fun thing to do: say “no thanks, i’m a vegetarian” when people hand you their newborn babies

funnuraba:

SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

unprintable:

How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

quacklemore:

what if someones name was gurt and to say hi you would say “yo gurt”

thelittlearchangelthatcould:

half of me loves grumpy, bedheaded, grumbling, do-not-touch-me-until-i’ve-had-coffee, absolutely-not-a-morning-person cas

and the other half loves out-of-bed-at-5am-for-a-run, making-breakfast-when-dean-wakes-up, super-productive-morning-person cas

school is useless it doesn’t equip u with the skills to save rock n roll

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

kyoudaiya:

wtf im in mutuals with so many cuties. so many rad folks. i like you all a lot

(Source: erurens)